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Church Rejects Obama, Opens Dialogue with IOC

Posted by stopvotingfordemocrats on Friday, October 16, 2009 11:15:25 PM
 
On Sunday, October 11th, the Pope named five new saints.
 
Barack Obama was not one of them.
 
Geez, even the Pope is a racist.
 
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Statistics You Can Use

Posted by stopvotingfordemocrats on Monday, August 31, 2009 10:36:54 PM

I'm pretty sure I've saved at least 2300 jobs.
 
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Intelligence 12% by Volume

Posted by stopvotingfordemocrats on Monday, August 31, 2009 9:49:37 PM
 
I saw a bottle of wine in the store the other day that made me realize there's an unserved market out there.  Just a small change in the label is all that's needed, like this:
 
Smoking Lunatic
Wine for Democrats
 
Tell me when it's available.  I'll send a bottle to Melissa Lafsky for that ridiculous piece on 8/28/09 about Mary Jo Kopechne's opinion of Ted Kennedy's career.
 
Another bottle goes to Diane Watson, House Democrat from California, for her praise last week of Fidel Casto and the communist revolution.
 
What a bunch of idiots!
 
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Colorblind?

Posted by stopvotingfordemocrats on Monday, August 24, 2009 10:46:54 PM
 
If you voted for Obama because he's black, you're a racist.
 
If you didn't vote for Obama because he's black, you're a racist.
 
If you think Obama's doing a good job because he's black, you're a racist.
 
If you think Obama's not doing a good job because he's black, you're a racist.
 
If you didn't vote for Obama because he's a communist, that's okay.
 
Political idealogy is not a protected class.
 
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Things That Make You Say Hmmm....

Posted by stopvotingfordemocrats on Wednesday, August 05, 2009 10:55:34 PM
 
Why don't we ever see a photo of Barack Obama leaving Sunday church?
 
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Calling All Martyrs

Posted by stopvotingfordemocrats on Wednesday, August 05, 2009 10:45:05 PM
 
To the Democrats in Congress:
 
Now is the time to come to the aid of your party.
 
This is your last stand.
 
We need your help.
 
Yes, it will ruin your career.  The voters will rake you over the coals.  But this is Jihad.  You have prepared for this.
 
It's time to take one for the team.
 
Vote yes on Healthcare Reform.
 
Signed, Barack Obama
 
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Another Riddle

Posted by stopvotingfordemocrats on Wednesday, August 05, 2009 10:27:11 PM

Q. Why doesn't China care about global warming?
 
A. They already are a communist country.
 
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Algebra for Democrats

Posted by stopvotingfordemocrats on Wednesday, August 05, 2009 10:20:06 PM

I think I'm going to start teaching a new class, called Empathy Algebra.
 
We won't use the rules of mathematics; instead, we'll draw on our rich and diverse life experiences.
 
When you're working the problems, just put whatever feels right.  As long as your intentions are good, results don't count.
 
The class is open to everyone, but those with a compelling life story are most likely to succeed.
 
Oh, and if you need extra help, seek the assistance of a wise Latina.
 
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Today's Riddle

Posted by stopvotingfordemocrats on Tuesday, September 23, 2008 10:40:01 PM
 
Q. What's the last thing on the mind of a Democrat?
 
A. Democracy.
 
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Our Buddies, the Democrats

Posted by stopvotingfordemocrats on Tuesday, September 16, 2008 11:33:12 PM
 
Democrats....
 
The party of retreat and defeat, weakness and vulnerability, tolerance and accomodation.
 
They value peace above freedom.
 
They worship creation not the Creator.
 
They know not the difference between good and evil.
 
Are you properly mired in the guilt of your carbon footprint?
 
Not yet a member of the party faithful?  Here's how to take a position on an issue:
 
If it's good for the country and makes America strong, reject it.
 
If it makes the country weak, support it.
 
Example:
 
Having more domestic sources of oil makes America strong.  Therefore you oppose offshore drilling.
 
Breaking up families and killing unborn children makes America weak.  Therefore you support divorce and abortion.
 
See?  It's easy to be a Democrat!
 
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Nobody's Perfect

Posted by stopvotingfordemocrats on Tuesday, September 09, 2008 10:40:13 PM
 
Sarah Palin is not perfect.  But she has one quality that far outweighs all of her faults: she's not a Democrat.
 
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My How Times Have Changed

Posted by stopvotingfordemocrats on Tuesday, September 09, 2008 10:35:59 PM
 
Fifty years ago, if you were a suspected communist, you were put under FBI surveillance and considered a threat to national security.
 
Today, you're nominated for president.
 
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You Want Change?

Posted by stopvotingfordemocrats on Sunday, September 07, 2008 12:11:40 PM
 
If the Democrats win in November, three things will be required of you beginning in January: your money, your property, and your freedom.
 
How's that for change?  Here is their vision for America:
 
1. Total government control.
2. Everybody equally miserable.
 
PS if you want to know what the Democrats have in mind for the country, spend some time in California, especially the Bay Area.
 
Today's question: How many of the states with the highest cost of living are blue states?
 
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Buddy Can Ya Spare a Dime?

Posted by stopvotingfordemocrats on Sunday, September 07, 2008 11:38:17 AM
 
The folks at AC Transit considered a fare hike earlier this year but decided instead to place a parcel tax on the November ballot.
 
Note 1: AC Transit provides public bus transportation in Alameda and Contra Costa counties, so mobility-challenged individuals can get to the places they need to go (like schools and social services).
 
Note 2: A parcel tax is a technique used with some success to circumvent Prop 13 and take more money from property owners.
 
Now here is one of the more obvious examples of transfer of wealth from the achievers to the non-achievers.
 
Yes my friends, the Democrats have opened a new front in the battle for transportation justice.
 
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Yesterday I Couldn't Spell Democrat, Now I Are One

Posted by stopvotingfordemocrats on Saturday, September 06, 2008 1:16:41 PM
 
The California Assembly and California Senate recently passed AB 2567, which will require CA public shools to commemorate the life and accomplishments of Harvey Milk, the first openly gay city supervisor in San Francisco.  The bill has been sent to the governor for signature.

If signed, May 22nd would become Harvey Milk day.  Childern across the state would be encouraged to celebrate homsexuality and other sexual perversions.

Add that to the indoctrination CA students already receive in left-wing ideology.

Small wonder that schools in CA are among the worst in the country.  The dropout rate is 25%.

But wait!  If we tried to turn things around, and reduced the number of dropouts, who would work for the government?
 
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